It's Midterm Election season!

Here is who you will see on your ballot as you vote for your potential Florida Senator. I’ll break down some of the main points so you can make the most informed decision.

 
 
 
 

PROS

  • She doesn’t mind telling it like it is

  • She doesn’t put up with anyone’s sh*t

  • We know she won’t be distracted with personal relationships (because she has “no use for people and never have!”)

  • She does not discriminate for any reason; she just hates everyone

CONS

  • …she has no use for people and never has so it’s not quite clear why she would want a job in public service

  • Voyeuristic tendencies

  • Lies for baked goods

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

PROS

  • Strong family connection

  • Very personable

  • Undoubtedly supportive of the LGBTQIA+ community

  • Knows all the lyrics to Send In the Clowns

CONS

  • He doesn’t actually live in Florida

  • Has a tendency to steal Montgomery Cliff posters from other peoples' bedrooms

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

PROS

  • Outgoing and social - good for interacting with people

  • Competitive and willing to put up a good fight

  • Forgives easily

CONS

  • Sick sense of humor

  • Practical joke tendency could result in voter mistrust

  • Superficial (“I didn’t tell you he was rich either!”)

 
 
 
 
 

PROS

  • Empathetic

  • A good listener

  • Warm and caring

  • Willing to cook when it’s 112 degrees

CONS

  • We don’t know much about him which feels marginally shady

 

Hopefully, this brief analysis gets your voting juices flowing! And if you have decided on a candidate, show your support and grab one of their campaign tees on the website!

With warm, gusto and gratitude,

 
 
Hillary Scott